Big Brother SUCKS!

OK, so I got bored of the "Big Brother" style take on my new plant, so here is just a stupid story...enjoy!

The Jap Girls were out for a wonder, enjoying the cool September evening.

They spotted something strange in the distance...just what was it?

As they got closer, the started to investigate...

"Hmm it's large, round and a terracotta colour. Could there be something inside?" one of them questions. "Perhaps there is, we should climb in and look!" said another.

As they peeked over the edge, they saw something unbelievable strange...
"Is it a rock?" asked one of them. "No, it looks like a plant with the green colouring with grey speckles." replied the other. "It really looks like a living splitting rock, I think they are called, 'pleiospilos nelii' or 'split rock'" replied the third one. The other two gasped and shouted, "YOU'RE NOT ONE OF US!!!! YOU'RE TOO SMART!!!"

...and so ends the first chapter of "The life and times of Jezza, the Split Rock"


P.S Sorry for the crap quality pictures...my phone sucks major ballz. :(